C: "You looked the same when you picked me up from school today as you did yesterday."
Me: "Yeah, I look pretty much the same every day."
C: "You could wear some makeup."
Me: (stunned silence)
C: "Or a mask!"
Me: "I have a couple of pretty girls."
C: "You have 2 girls."
Me: "Yes, a couple is 2."
C: "What if you had 10 kids?"
Me: "That would be many, many kids. I think we will just have two kids."
C: "How about three?"
Me: "No, just two."
C: "We can have another baby if I want one!"
Me: "No, probably not. Besides M is still just a tiny baby."
C: "But mommy, I have extra love!"
Calls the day after tomorrow "tomorrow tomorrow" as in "Tomorrow tomorrow is X’s birthday party and I am going to be so excited that I will run up and down the halls!"