The scene: Our family of four is returning to the car after dinner out. We encounter an unfortunate smell, which G, ah, “identifies”.
Me: Phew, I thought maybe the baby had diarrhea.
C: Have you ever tried diarrhea?
Me, G: [Disbelieving silence]
C: Like, you know, with coffee or something?
Me, G: [Barely withholding laughter]
C: Because it is good to try new things!